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MISS ROLLERED, MY PARSNIP: Hand me that geranium-red Expo marker. We'll whiteboard it:
PAIN POINT: Can't find a cab in the rain. SOLUTION: Uber (Valuation: $18.2 billion)
PAIN POINT: Can't make a power-hungry harpy shut up! SOLUTION: The Dingbat Jar (Valuation: $11)
Take Miss Shrill for daiquiris and tell her she's smarter than Madame Curie and more passionate than Joan of Arc but that everyone thinks she's an ass. Then put a jar on the manager's desk and decree that everyone who interrupts a colleague must put a dollar in—but wait half a jiffy. The jar. Hmmm. A jar. That could be an app, right? Good Lord! If that's not the WhatsApp of apps, I'll plug my hair dryer into Elon Musk's Tesla outlet.
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